Just hold me, please

charlotte 20 clotpole, a posh intellectual clotpole that is. I'm looking for a place to start, But everything feels so different now
why does laufeys keep calling you sherlock??

oh it has its reasons. i’ll let her answer this. if she sees it that is. if not, then i can’t help you i’m afraid. 

marry me please

sorry dear, this man is taken.  i’m going to marry Sophie. 

wHOA AA YOU ARE REALLY HOT

ehm, wow, what a lovely but kind of surreal messages to wake up to. i’m sorry, what.

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I ship you and yellowsea

you heard it first, here on radio 221b kneelmortals! and this is charlotte saying ‘i like you, anon. this is good.’

Good gracious, no! You're too lovely. So that question is settled then, both of us will just look dazzling. Anything else that requires clarification?

oh my, you will make a lovely life companion, dear! both will indeed look amazing, i’m sure of it. well, what kind of cake? I’m all in for anything from a un-normal/kind of funny/weird looking cake to a normal white long wedding cake. 

I don't think I've managed to talk to you before actually. Slightly paranoid about the anon function not working properly and all, so I usually don't send asks, haha. Anyhow, back to our wedding plans. Who wears the dress? Or shall we both? I personally would love to.

oh, what really? :o am i that menacing? hahha, no but anyway, the wedding, yes. I think both should wear a dress, indeed. that would be amazing! 

I can obviously say that only anonymously. You are amazing, really. And about the wedding... my weekends are packed for the upcoming month... how does late springtime sound to you though?

oh my god, i know you, i know who you are.  

hahaha only joking dear! (or am i? i’m quite good you know, deducing). anyway oh you darling, making me blush, but yes! springtime sounds lovely! 

I think it is quite easy to fall in love with you.

how what how, who, when is our wedding?! 

ok, I get your point :) I hope you'll find your own happiness anyway ♥

Perhaps you're an aromantic asexual?

Perhaps, that could be it.  

t.