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charlotte, 20, a posh intellectual assbutt,

ah, so true. 

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8 months ago 6 notes

THE GOOSE OF THUNDER AND THE GOAT OF MISCHIEF

yellowsea:

THE GOOSE AND THE GOAT ONCE LIVED HAPPILY IN THE REALM OF GOOSEGARD. ONE DAY THE GOOSE DECIDES TO TAKE A WALK DOWN TO THE FORBIDDEN BARN WHERE HIS GOOSE DAD ONCE LOCKED AWAY A LOT OF BAD ANIMALS. THE COLDE AND LOST ANIMALS. THE GOAT DID NOT LIKE THIS, BUT HE WENT A LONG ANYWAY. ALL THE BAD ANIMALS HAD THE SAME HORNS AS THE GOAT. WEIRD THE GOAT THOUGHT. WHY DO I HAVE HORNS AND NOT GOOSE? DAD SAID THE HORNS WAS THE ONE THING THAT MADE ME EXTRA SPECIAL. WAS THIS A LIE? AM I NOTHING BUT A SAD LONELY CRUEL ANIMAL? NOT A BEAUTIFUL (BUT SMALL WINGED) GOOSE? AM I NOT WORTHY? 

- by charlotte

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