I AM DYING THIS IS TOO FUNNY
omg my dad said that since i was queen, i got the best spot in the house. and i said “well my brother better fight me off. like game of thrones or something” and i have NEVER watched that show and my dad, who’s a big fan, started laughing so hard because apparently some brother and sister in game of thrones was, and i quote “doing things a brother and sister should not do with one another…” AND I HAD JUST TOLD MY BROTHER THAT HE SHOULD DO WHAT THE SIBLINGS DO IN GAME OF THRONES, TO ME. I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT. EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING. WHAT A SICK FAMILY WE ARE.
so in the local news there was this russian guy who came to the hospital with his cut off penis in a dirty plastic bag and i have never laughed so hard and felt so sorry for someone at the same time.