Just hold me, please

charlotte 20 clotpole, a posh intellectual clotpole that is. I'm looking for a place to start, But everything feels so different now

this is the story about how my mother asked me how she could make a tumblr account. 

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I actually dressed up and got ready in time. wow

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today Arthur, my football, fell into the lake by the football field. i laughed the pain away as i went to fish him out of the water. 

when i’m feeling sad and horrible, 98% of the time Merlin is the reason.

I bought a new football and football pump yesterday. I called the football Arthur and the pump Merlin. so without Merlin, Arthur can’t fulfill his destiny. 

If I were…

replace the bolded and italicized with what’s true about you

If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday
If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a Sea cucumber
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be an Big bookshelf
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a Sapphire
If I were a flower, I’d be an Sunflower
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a Rainstorm
If I were a color, I’d be Green
If I were an emotion, I’d be Loneliness
If I were a fruit, I’d be a Dragon fruit 
If I were an element, I’d be Fire
If I were a place, I’d be London
If I were a taste, I’d taste like Lime
If I were a scent, I’d be the smell of a The ocean
If I were an object, I’d be an Memory stick
If I were a body part, I’d be Eyes
If I were a song, I’d be Hopless Wanderer - Mumford & sons
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be Converse

I’ve got a mosquito bite 

on my face of all places 

how the hell did she have time to do that

Where is Sophie when you need her! 

Okey, i did the thing. I sound like someone who smokes and have been all their life. It feels so weird talking to myself, and i messed up so many times, even in this video. But i’m sick of this now, so i don’t care. AND the sound is fucked up at some parts, so i’m warning you. yeah, that’s all folks! “Joggers!” oh i give up. 

I actually went on a mountain today

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